15 January 2009

Male stripper wanted - update

It's already Thursday, and we've all but given up. It's sad. But when the only strippers you find online are pictureless and have names like 'Pulkapupu,' you know you don't really want to watch that person undress.

One friend graciously offered up her boyfriend who she claimed was really good at stripping, but the boyfriend refused to do it in front of more than 3 women. We begged and pleaded but it was no use.

Everybody's a little desperate now because we really wanted this. Jelly on realising today is already Thursday and that we still don't have a stripper panicked a little and urged me to sacrifice Kal-El who in her own words is a 'hottie' and everybody would love to see him strip. And I never thought I'd be so glad that he's out of town :) Not all girls are all that giving when it comes to their men.

Anyway, we still have a few hours left, and who knows, Lady Luck might decide to smile on us at the last minute. But chances are, this is not going to be the crazy party we planned it to be. I hate India for things like these - why should it be so difficult to find a good looking strappy young stripper!? I believe in other places, it's as easy as running to the store and picking out a good head of cabbage.

But this is it. The end in our search for our naked dancer. Such is life. *Sigh*

9 comments:

Evangeline said...

Ka ngaihtuah chhuak thut...'Kawng feka' kha Orpi khan ron sacrifice mai roh se. Adang an om toh thlot loh chuan kawn fek deuhing han 'strip' se hmuh nawm ve hranpa mai thei asin :):)

Jerusha said...

Hahahah kawng fek lutuk hi mipa ah chuan a kal vak lo an ti haha Mahse sawm chhin ila a tha ang, ani pawh Transylvania atang a lo haw chiah a, lam na tur energy pawh a nei hnip hnep reuh lo ang :PP

VaiVa said...

la hmu xo lo nh chuan ka ron thlok thla mai dn m ni? He he...

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Anonymous said...

should i send over a couple of chippendale dancers? An hreh vak lovang!! :-)

-pi blacki

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