09 January 2009

I need a male stripper

Yes that's true, and I'm totally serious. I've been searching online, but it seems Hyderabad has a serious deficiency in its male stripper population. For I can find none. All my searches - "male strippers Hyderabad," "male model strippers," "Indian male strippers" - have been fruitless so far. Is there a better way of searching for a male stripper/escort other than by typing those words in in Google?

A member of the Drunken Buddies is getting married, and the girls are getting together and planning the most outrageous, funnest, craziest hen night for her. A super special one. Well, that is by Indian standards. By any other, anything we come up will most likely be considered mild and everyday-ish.

We're not going to plan a night of drunken debauchery, but it still has to have a super wildness factor. So keeping all that in mind, what we have in mind - a day of getting together at one person's place, doing each other's makeup, and go out making sure everyone is overdressed for the night. Good bonding experience, making memories to miss when we're all old and grey.

Then for the really fun part, we'll need - music, Champagne, and a male model. Looks like a pretty simple list, music - check, Champagne - check, male model, male model, male model - now this is where we're stuck.

Are there special ways to look for them? Do we just walk out and look for a guy that looks like he'd be willing to strip for a bunch of girls for some money? Do we approach a guy who looks like a pimp? Are there special sites, sites that don't pop up when you search the normal way? I've never been able to understand how men just know who to approach when they want to have paid sex.

And even if you find one, how much do you pay these men anyway? Since this involves just dancing and not even sex, I'm expecting this to be cheaper than hiring a prostitute. And where do they do the stripping? Do you take them home? If so, I'm sure nobody's going to volunteer their place. I know I'm not going to have a male stripper strip in my living room, or worse, bedroom!

One site that has advice about hiring a male stripper says "Figure that if your city has more than 200,000 residents, there is probably a company near you." Now if I were to consider that, in this city of around 7 million residents, there should be several near me. The only problem is how in the world do you find them??

I'd be more comfortable to have someone I know do this job for us. Can we bribe someone we know? You know, I can actually think of a copyrighter in Mumbai who'd do this with gusto, he may even be willing to pay us instead if we ask him to. And I can think of others in other places. But that's the thing, I can think of no one in Hyderabad. Anyone else interested in applying? It'd be fun, it'll be for a bunch of cute, single girls :P

(Let me confer with the girls as to what the requirements should be. )

Okay, here it is. What we need from you for you to be able to apply:

1. Ability to take off clothes.
2. Ability to dance to 'Get Down Tonight' by KC & the Sunshine Band.

See? Easy isn't it :-)

Special consideration will be given to:

1. Anyone who can rip off one's clothes a la Hugh Jackman-Van Helsing style.
2. Anyone bearing any sort of resemblance to Hugh Jackman.
3. Anyone with a realistic Hugh Jackman silicon mask. NOTE: 'Realistic' - if you turn up with a paper mask, you will be made to feel like wearing your paper mask for eternity.
4. Hugh Jackman.

Last date of application: 2oth Jan '09.

Update: Due to certain members traveling out of town later, we're moving the party closer. So the last date of application is now anytime before next Friday - 16th Jan.

*** Married men and Cricket players may not apply***

;-)

82 comments:

Joseph said...

ka retire tawh a, ka lo apply lo mai ang. having looked into your requirements, i think i am the perfect guy. LOL. Sandman sawm ru...

illusionaire said...

HETSSSS!!!ier

illusionaire said...

What is a stripper? *innocent look*

You mean slipper? Male slipper? You can get them in Hyderabad around Mehdipatnam area. Cheap, around 150 a pair. You can wear them all day long, even throughout the night. Comes with free rubber (since its made of rubber... duh). Never lets go of you once it grips you. Slippery when wet. Comes in four different colors - dark, fair, yellow and brown. Can be shared with other women too. Becomes soggy when it gets old. Smells if not washed regularly.

Clear? :-P

Jerusha said...

Father - Engatinge I lo retire hman aww? LOL Sandman a chu keipawh ka rilru a awm hmasa ber alawm! hehe

Illus - All that is very well and good, but I'm still thinking about the Mumbai copyrighter..do you think he'd be willing to fly all the way out here and do this for us as a special favour? :PP

DayDreamBeliever said...

Lolz, right after the first paragraph, the first person that came to mind was ... you guessed it, Illusionaire! Then a few lines down, lolzzz...I guess great minds do think alike. Seriously, though, I don't know if I'd have the stomach to watch a live male-strip private show, but if that's your cup of tea, then enjoy yourselves!! All the best with the hunt.

Sekibuhchhuak said...

Ni e, Thianpa sandman a a amw reng alawm ! :-) Keinite pawh a trul chuan :-))

BYw, Kumthar Chibai le !

BW said...

BigGorilla sawi dan takah," In-LUK-zantinaire-a" hi hetiang topic ah hian ava rawn phur ve?

Nags said...

hahaha. man!! i am kicking myself for not being closer to you while in hyd.. hehehe.. keep me/us posted :D

Almost Unreal said...

I know one very sexy male stripper...who impose himself as a copywriter and I think they call him "Silverchild"...doesn't the name itself wants you to go ga..ga.

thinchhia said...

Haha Hyd ka awmlai kha niin ka broke lai nibawk se ka va duh dawn tak em!

vana said...

Umm have fun. A hlawhtlin ngei theih nan a han tawngtai hluai chi lah chu ni mang silo a. Report ngaihthlak a chakawm tawh eeeeee

Jerusha said...

Daydream - haha and have you noticed it was not just you and me who thought of him? Practically everyone who knws him :) And I know what you mean about a male strippers not being so easy on the stomach. But for me, that's only if I think hairy, gross Vai mipa :P But I insist on the man in my mind's eye being a perfect Hugh jackman lookalike so it's easy :)

Seki - I rawn tih duh chuan kan lawm viauu ang! Rawn thlawk nghal char char mai dawn mi? :) Chuan happy new year bawk le!

Jimu - A lawm zawng ziah hi chu ka thiam tawh lutuk, kawr phelh lam hi han tel se, comment hmasa ber pawl chu ani mai :)

Jerusha said...

Nags - :) I will I will. Only there is nothing to update on - as of now :(

Unaunu - haha it seems everyone thought of him. Hear that Mr Copywriter? :P I think that shows you're the perfectguy for this.

Jerusha said...

Thinchhia - broke angah In ngai tlat la, chuan kan khua rawn tlawh zuai la, nula tam tak I ti law dawn ani mai lawm :)

vana - haha ni ngawt mai tiro, Trawngtrai a dil chu a tihchi lem loh hmel. Ka la rawn report vat ang.

Evangeline said...

Unaunu chu va duh tha thei ve a, i hmuh theih chuan min ron sawm ve la a tha ang.

Jerusha said...

Unaunu - duh hi titha viau ila, hmuh leh hmuh loh lam chu pawimawh em em tawh lo :P Hei an vang duh khawp mai, ka hmuh chuan ka rawn sawm nghal ang che!

Lucy said...

I'll crash the party if you find the stripper :D

Happy New Year, Jerusha.

hruaia said...

Sawmpuia, univ of hyd ami hi lo sawm rawh..zei ber ang...:)

wonderboy said...

hahaha.....honestly, keipawh ka chhiar tirh atang in "tu-nge-maw-ni" chu rilru ah a lo lang nghal pang!!! Nge a chanchin i ziak ve hrim hrim zawk??? *hihi*

spikey said...

How much are u paying?? Hahaha

Jerusha said...

Lucy - Looks like we'll have to do it withiout the stripper, but I'd still love for you to join the party!

Hruaia - LOL! Eeee ni tak tiro? Vawiin ah ka rawn phone nghal ang, ani hi hetiang lam hi a tihmi ruk hmel riau!

Jerusha said...

Wonderboy - A mak tiro? Mi zawng zaawngin tu emawni mi pakhat kan ngaihtuah vek mai a, a inhmeh viau aniang. A tihawm chi a ni awm ngang tihna ni mai tiro!

Spikey - No idea! How much do you charge? :PP

Hlychho said...

Jerusha te hian khobel cu niwum an ti ber anhi maw... te tih san mai2 teh ang... sala... waiting for the post-party update..lolz

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Mosa said...

^^ kima nih khi :)

Jerusha said...

Mos - keipawh ka lo rin dan chiah :)

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