09 March 2009

Confessions of a pukee

Macavity and I went out for dinner tonight at our favorite restaurant - a professionally constructive dinner where we were supposed to just have a quiet dinner and go through our business plans for the year. We'd just come back from a quick trip to the ladies room, still talking when we passed this 2 men, one of whom looked very ill with his hands covering his mouth. And just as we walked past, something happened - I'm still not sure how the event unfolded. I was still happily talking when I felt this wet spray on my chest, and before I could fathom what had happened, I heard Shirley confusedly scream "Jerusha! What was that!? Did that man just throw up on us?"

We crazedly ran back in and without saying a word soaped ourselves like our lives depended on it. It was only when we went back to the restaurant with wet hair and messy damp clothes that the full reality of what had just happened dawned on me. An ugly, bald, old man who doesn't know how much to drink on a Monday night and who at that age still didn't know how much his system can hold or can't hold had thrown up on us!

It is so disgusting! I just got home and had a proper sterilizing bath but the thought of what happened still angers me. Anyway, that's all. I just thought I'd write about it because you don't get a lot of blog posts about being puked on. I have just being puked on.

7 comments:

Nags said...

i got spat on once.. oh wait, twice!

i know, its disgusting!

Evangeline said...

EEWWW!!!Gross... Va tenom duh om ve a.. Thankfully (touchwood) that has not happened to me b4, and hopefully will never happen.Ok, i admit i've been spit on (or puked on) by babies but i don't think they count

DayDreamBeliever said...

Ewwww..yucks!! Poor you!

luliana said...

EEEWWWW!!! van khawngaihthlak reuh ve...a luak khum lai tak kha a la za deuh chiai chiai lo maw? :P

Keipoh hman deuh khan nikhatah choak in vawithum ngawt min ek khum anih kha...

vana said...

Vanduaina thuah hnih i dawng a ni maw. I thla hual ngai niang :). Tangtai tam a ngai a niang..ti duah teng.
Hmm by order ka lo hau e..mai mai

mang said...

remember once the headline in Mumbai Mid-day read as " hit by a flying shit". Some locals used to throw their excretas at the running local trains.

Your fate is no worse than that.. ha ha

The Water Bearer said...

hey!!!my room partner once puked on my head while i was asleep..he too couldt hold his drink...

another instance...another friend's year old sister puked in his mouth when he gave her a elder bro kiss on her mouth...