25 August 2008

All's right with the world!

- People talk about Madonna and her body. They all seem to think her body is fantastic and that she looks great, they say she's so sexy, she's so hot....bi-da-bi, bi-da-ba...Honestly, I just don't see the fantastic in that body. And to be frank, as imperfect as my body is, I like mine better than Madonna's. I don't want that body on me at all! Despite her fancy trainers and gyms and diets and what-not, and all her money, I still would much rather have my life sans millions, trainers, Rambo-body, hot husband, fame. I'm pretty satisfied with my life (and for some unfathomable reason, this bugs certain people no end).

Something funny - I told this friend of mine this morning that McCain's chosen P.Diddy as his running mate, and that the new McCain campaign slogan is 'Diddy's your daddy!' And she believed me!! Yet she doesn't believe in love. AT ALL. Beats me how one can believe something like that so easily but chose not to believe in love. Gullible enough to fall for almost anything, no matter how insane, except when it comes from a guy.

Me, I'm stupid enough to believe some men occasionally. This may not be altogether smart, but some of the things I believe makes me happy. Sometimes a little stupidity doesn't hurt.

Anyway, while on the much hated topic of the US election, that old guy that Obama picked, doesn't his name sound like some sort of portmanteau (? is that what they call it?) of Bin and Laden. Bi-den. See? Obama has such strong terrorist tendencies.

I used to think I was dealt a pretty rough card when my dad decided to name me Jerusha. But then you get people with names like Biden, and they make the world seem fairer. I mean a name like that, which just mostly makes you think of two things - the most wanted man on earth, and a bidet. I don't know which one's worse.

16 comments:

VaiVa said...

E he he he.... han ti vak i la phelp a body atangin nunna ruamah!!! Tunlai thangthar hmeichhia te hi pal chhia tih ngawt chi chu innih tawh loh hi maw le!*khi suk*
U R d best!!!

mydh said...

i'd have believed you about the pdiddy thing too :P that mcCain guy is pretty crazy!

toy soldier said...

Madonna is worth an estimated $600 million..And with a husband like Guy Ritchie,its hard to say I dont wanna be like her..C'mon it is 600m.:)

Thiannu 1 chuan madonna hi chu " hmelthra si,sexy si,zei si,lam thiam si,h** si" ti mole..

About McCain,still choose him over Obama.

claytonia vices said...

I find madonna unattractive since the 90s when i first came to know her. There is a certain cruelness to her features!! And I hate to see so much muscle tone! Ewww!!

I just feel absolutely sorry for people who do not believe in love!! They just don't know that our thoughts become our reality...

illusionaire said...

Tiang "even if I can have her extremely sexy body, I won't" tih vel neuh neuh hi hmeichhia hian sawi in hrat eeeeeee :-)

Why so? Do explain this to the dumb opposite sex please.

Jerusha said...

vaiva - thank you thank you! :) Tunlai chu taksa lam ah ka luangliam deuh aniang hei engemaw ni ka hriat ni..

mydh - you would have?? Damn I should've told you that too!

toy soldier - I agree, but somehow, I 've always felt that Madonna's eyes doesn't reflect a lot of emotions, not to mention happiness. Guy Ritchie is hot as hell, agreed, but I don't care because he's not Kal-El :-) With you on McCain!

Jerusha said...

clay - exactly! I think her eyes look dead, like nothing matters to her ro something..I don't know. I used to like her during her 'like a virgin' days, especially on 'material girl'

I believe it in love! I hope I never stop believing in it, I can see how it could be easy to lose faith in it and maybe stop believing it altogether..

Kim - I would die to have lots of people's lives...I would die to have Drew Barrymore's face, I would die to have a supermodel body. I was just pointing out the exception on Madonna. And also how I don't envy a millionaire just because they're millionaires...

Sekibuhchhuak said...

Han sawi belh vak tur ka hriat loh lam tak ani..nula/ hmeichhe sexy tihvel hi chu(unlike Kima :-D )

Mahse, sawi ve talh ka duh bawk sia ;-) Madonna kumtam ve tawh lam heti khawpa a taksa ala vawng nalh thei hi chu a fakawm ve..te ka tia :-D

mnowluck said...

Can't stop laughing reading ur post....I madonna pic dah chu a van PA trektrok ve.. hahaha.. chu thlalak ah chiah hian tha ka ti leus.. hahahha

luliana said...

Keipawh..he nu hian ka tisa chakna sual a kaitho lem lo khawp mai :P

Macabreday said...

madonna was never attractive to me. something so manly abt her.
for a singer, give me alanis morrisset anyday :P

Jerusha said...

seki - ka hrethiam a che, Kima te ang hi chu one in a million an ni ve alawm. Nula lamah leh phei chuannn....a tluk an awm lo ang tih theih ani! :P

mnow - Pa trek trok e, tunlai ah re re hian a pa trek trok quit vek maiin ka hria. A sek zual chu reh deuh zawk mawni...

lulian - LOL! A va han zia lo ve, ngati nge I tisa chakna sual a lo chawh thawh zoh loh mai le..sala! hahaha

mac - Well...I'm not all that hot about Alanis either but yeah, I'd definitely be Alanis than Madonna any day!

Tetea said...

This is great! You should tell this to my room mate (i mean the Madonna part). You see Madonna is not just her idol, she's EVERYTHING to her. I call the hour just after dinner the "madonna hour". you know why?... MADONNA, madonna and a little bit more of madonna. like it or not, you have to hear her sing

Jerusha said...

@tetea - hehe ka sawi duh tawh bik lo, I itsik vang min lo ti palh ang a, tran chhan tur ka tan vang dawn ropui mai si hehe

Lucy said...

Kekawr bul nen a vang kar pui haw haw atan chuan a chuar mah mah tawh tiraw.... :D

Jerusha said...

lucy - ni chiah e, tar leh sek mah mah ani e ka ngaihdan chuan..