07 January 2007

If You're Gonna Cheat On Me.....

If you're going to cheat on me, do it on real life, real time.
But not on the internet. That's my realm. That's my turf.
I can be kind of dumb. Too caught up in my work, too caught up in my books, my family and friends. You can cheat on me with my roommate and I'd never find out. But not on here asshole!
On here, I am not great or anything but I definitely am not stupid. And even if I were stupid, I'd still catch you. I have spies alllllll over the whole wide world....
I can track your every movement, I know every word you say, every person you speak with. I even know what the girl you two-time me with looks like. Every lying word, every cheating gesture....
There's this old country song..I don't even remember who sang it or what the song's called, but it goes something like...'If you're gonna cheat on me, don't cheat in our hometown..' - something like that.
This is a little like that, the internet's my hometown. Where everyone knows everyone. And I so know what you're up to....
Guys, tell me why you men have to lie so friggin' much?

11 comments:

virgochhas said...

is he?...really?....

i swear i'll kill him...and i mean it...

sala...

no one cheats on my frendz...

Sundancer said...

a awm hmulah kan thram dawn nia :P
Like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in way of the dragon, grab a handful of hair out of his chest!

Jason said...

Thinking of an answer to your question ...

Sundancer said...

Any luck finding an answer Jason?

Jason said...

Its a tough question.. a good one for a PhD thesis .. The research is on :)

Jokes apart, i think i can sense the pain and frustration behind the words here!

Men lie to save their backs like everyone else ;) and I believe most men will NOT lie to those they love and respect. There are exceptions everywhere though :)

P.S. I am being very careful with my words here ;)

Sundancer said...

Unloved and unrespected me! :(

No Hidden Depths said...

We sometimes lie for fear of hurting the next person :)

Sundancer said...

...and then end up hurting them with the lies anyway.

Almost Unreal said...

Never ever ever trust men who spend too much time on the internet..never - thats what I used to tell myself

Sundancer said...

Unaunu chu thufing tak tak hi rawn chhak chhuak leh thrin :p

Nags said...

We all lie. Its just that women decide to get hurt when men do stuff that they normally do. And that makes them lie. We hurt more. They lie more thinking they should prevent that. Has a guy ever been hurt by us lying? I don't think so. We decide to get hurt. So at the risk of sounding anti-women and their sentiments, I think the reason could be us.