Everyone's been asking me for an English translation of the Gospel Master Laiking Fashion Show post, so here it is-
A friend of mine emcee'd a gospel rock show for well, lizards (Laiking=Lizard). Most lizards came dressed appropriately, you know, long flowing robes, leather sandals and the like, a lot of them in the latest trend - an ensemble that's supposed to resemble Joseph's multi-colored robe. But it has been reported that some wayward teenaged lizards were seen flashing a little too much skin, or should I say, scales, much to the annoyance of the older crowd present. Herod, General Secretary, United Lizards of the Wall, commented (may I add, with a very pharisaic tone)"The entire generation of the new-age lizards have discarded the holy laws of their ancestors, and dare to turn even a sacred event such as this into a mere fashion show where one cannot make 'scale nor tail' of this rowdy bunch!"