23 February 2008

Where have all the breasted men gone?

My friend Macavity has so much wisdom crammed inside that little head of hers it never fails to amaze me. In her company, I am often overcome with frequent urges to grab a pen and start jotting it down for posterity, or to grab my laptop and start typing them down for lazy internet users. Of course, it never is really possible, because it is usually during important meetings, heavy work hours, or night-out dinners and drink hours that she would chose to dispense most of her stuff.

But smile, all you lucky chicas, for I have here her most useful wisdom of all - how to spot 'good' men. That which has baffled women since time began has now been explained and solved. We now possess the answer girls, we are now armed. No more shall we be hoodwinked, cheated on, lied to, deceived, ensnared, misled - by bad, bad boys. We will know them, steer clear of them even.

But first, a word of caution before I expose you to her words of wisdom. Her wise thoughts when voiced out loud are often in the guise of simpler thoughts, and one usually needs to get in touch with one's inner voices to understand what might seem to a fool, nonsensical ramblings...

"Macavity: ah but what is a chest? and what are breasts? nothing...nothing! A chest is a heart container, breasts are decorative pieces for the container. The heart deserves much to be decorated, but cannot alas be docorated. So even if we cannot gaze at and appreciate the heart, we may at least do so to the container. Appreciate the breasts.

T
he creator has given some breasts and some he hasn't, and if you'd notice - it is always the breasted ones that have true heart. Men with big breasts are the nobler ones - the bigger the breast, the nobler the heart. How to find good men is as easy as reading chests."

At this point in the discourse, she sent me this picture -
" Macavity: ah, look at that jerusha. Does he not appear dim witted unto you? Lacking in the head. Sexy nevertheless. But definitely not lacking in the body. And anyone, I believe, would rather hold a body than a head. I'm not sure I want to hold a head at all..."

A pause in the discourse, and yet another picture -
"Macavity: Would you hold that body, Jerusha? His chest protrudes not, that i can confess to with much certainty. That one has neither body, head nor chest. But the cop measuring this man
has quite a body. Well comparitively, but still no chest. Might you be willing to hold him?

I would not hold that body. At the same time, I would also like to add that I would not like to hold his head either. Not breasted enough. I tell you again, look for the breasted ones. Therein lies the secret to your emotional and sexual happiness."

:-)

So there we have it, how to spot a good man when he's around. So walk towards the breasted ones. That, according to the Wise One, is the only way to true and eternal earthly bliss.

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17 comments:

Puia said...

Ka duh tawt tawt lutuk awm tilian lai tak mai khi..:) tet laia sikul kal chak ve tawh si, kutin beng a la khawih pha si lo vel lai te kha ka ngai thin e..hehe

Awzzman said...

eih awm tih len dan chu ka thiam thaw khat in ka sia..sipai in tlar tur tan pawimawh..heheh...Breasted man chu Pa bik triah2 e...

Joseph said...

gynecomastia?? [Gynecomastia, or gynaecomastia is the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males resulting in breast enlargement... ] so, male having this protrution are lucky?? :D or... breasted men as in wrestlers?? you can have these type of chest by working out in a gym for a month or two... so, now am planning to do push-up every morning... hehe

Jerusha said...

puia - a chhe lo tiro khi pic khi...kan hlimpui nasa teh mai nia :)

azzman - haha eih awm LOL!

father - umm..hahah yeah so supposedly, it's not sexy chests, but BIG breasts on men that tells about him most :D Now how credible is that..is something one have to figure out later :)

freak-y said...

very well written!!

Macabreday said...

ohh ho..!!

Lal said...

joseph has a girl-like breast. i think he is breasted-qualified already. :-)) maybe girls like something thats alike to what they already have, but firmer?

i am wondering now - does girls lean on the breast/chest or the shoulder of their guys? on in between the breast/chest and the shoulder? :-D

Terri @ A Daily Obsession said...

hi! i am so glad i posted tt piece on Mizo. it not only opened my ignorant eyes, it also led me to this blog. wow, i am so awed, the world is smaller bc of the net. there's not many pics of Mizoram but the few shows a beautiful, ethereal place.i would check this site again for more pics of Mizoram:)

Terri @ A Daily Obsession said...

oh hi, lal!

Jerusha said...

joseph, Macavity would love you! Lo biak ang che aw, but I should not just take Lal's word for it. What you men deem "big" breasts might not be big at all to us, provide us visual proof Lal! haha

terry - nice of you to drop in here. I'm very glad you made that post as all, it's kind of cute the way you keep saying 'Mizo' :-) Just like my friends out here..

DayDreamBeliever said...

Jerusha, very enlightening piece! Hmmm... never really thought of looking at a man's breasts in quite that light, lolz. Next time someone introduces me to a guy, I'm going to ask him to bare his chest..hehe

Jerusha said...

freaky - thank you much!~ :)

daydreambeliever - i was thinking about that too, gonna be a little difficult though, some men, sadly, are chest-shy :(

Joseph said...

@ jerusha... min lo biak rawh o.. ngei ngeiin ;P lolzz

oh btw... Lal too has it.. that girl-like breasts...

Jerusha said...

father - lal too?? Hmm, seems like there are more good men around than we thought..

Rka said...

kei pawh awm tilian lai khi ka duh. ka save don. tu nge a copyright nei?

Jerusha said...

rk - save rawh, at your own risk, I used it at my own risk :)

Tys on Ice said...

bring it on!

My breasts puts most of the girls to shame..