19 September 2006

Gigolo anyone?

Been getting a lot of messages from this one guy on MySpace. I just thought maybe I'd help him out with the advertising part since he sounds like he's really desperate for clients and I'm in advertising already anyway :D.
It's kind of funny how they do these things, what did gigolos do before MySpace and other online communities? Porn's never been legal in India so they couldn't have advertised themselves so blatantly on the yellow pages could they? Just wonderin'. Copy pasted here is the guy's "resume" -

my name is ----- i m a gigolo in delhi
if u r intrested in me send me a message
I am a high class mature male massuer with hygiene and good atheletic body with strong hands..offering special quality body massage to mature ladies in delhi other state also. You will be delighted with my massage, feel relaxed and rejuvenated. I offer various types of body massage taking care of your special needs and satisfy you very deep inside with my gentle strokes. You get whatever you want with no restrictions at all.i do licking a lot and watever u can think of rest leave all ur fantacies 2 me
I provide services at your place - home or hotel. Your spouse or partner can be present if required.
I have a small number of ladies who use my services regularly and are fully satisfied. Due to confidentiality I cannot give any references but I can make a trial offer that you cannot refuse. For the first trial, I will let you decide the payment and accept what ever you decide to pay (nothing if you so decide). I know I will satisfy you. I have learnt it through practice.
Try me and you will be delighted.
Best wishes,
waitin for ur reply
thanks


The guy writes horribly, lousy spelling, no proper punctuation, nothing. That's so not sexy.
However, he seems terribly eager to please. And he sounds pretty confident. I'll say that much for him.
So, anyone interested?

15 comments:

Everyman said...

"i'll make a trial offer that you cannot refuse"???? who does he think he is?? Don Corleone???

As for what people in such jobs did before the net, I guess word of mouth would hv been an option :) thats always the best way i think!

Sundancer said...

word of mouth huh? everyman, ever been in the business before? You sound like you know somethin' :D hehe

Macabreday said...

u should check out the weird adds that guys put up on weirder forums on orkut. its unbelievable

claytonia vices said...

This gigolo seems to have much better English than some of those guys on orkut who would want to 'do frainsip' with you!! Lol!!

MockingBird said...

This guy should try his hands at stand-up comedy. His 'advertisement' sure did make me LMAO!

Sundancer said...

Guys, I'm no stranger to the weirdos on orkut either, maybe I'll post a mail from one of the more amorous guys on orkut some day..
Bird - wanna try the guy out? I have his contact info, holler if you want it..LOL!

illusionaire said...

Before you jump into conclusion and start judging the guy, do know that there are also many weird sickos out there who would write such mail/messages and then give the name and contact address of the person they hate, something like a revenge maybe...

Sundancer said...

Point noted Kim! So next time I get a message from you offering me 'your services' it'll be understood that it's not really you but someone who hates you..LOL!

Everyman said...

Me in the business???!!! Yow!! Now there's a thought..one job is bad enough though!! my statement was err...meant to universal u see :-D

Almost Unreal said...

Trial...duhhhh!!!

Thanks but no thanks, :P

Sundancer said...

Aww everyman...I'm disappointed~! ;-)

Unreal - you sure? The guy and you live in the same city after all..convenient!

illusionaire said...

I already offered my services to you in person, and you even liked it. Remember? *wink*

Sundancer said...

Illusionaie - Of course, how can I forget! But don't forget 'in person' is a very different matter..there's no way anyone could come and pose as you and I'd not know.

virgochhas said...

checkin out gigolo's in Delhi???

wen r u shifting... :P

C0dy said...

Hehe..may be the poor guy should post his ads on Times Of India, massage parlour ads..in Bangalore (where there are lots of happy people)..:))