I'm up late.. again! And to think just a few days ago, I resolved to be in bed every night by 11:00 P.M. Anyway, the reason I'm up late is that a guy I know's yellow face on yahoo suddenly glowed and we got into this real deep, extremely enlightening talk.
Lately I've been feeling dumber and dumber each day, thicker in the head, hell, I swear there are days I can feel the juice of ignorance seeping into my very marrow! And now I finally know the reason why - it's because of the company I keep! If you'll see the kind of intellectual conversations that goes on between us, you'll know what I mean!
And now, straight from my yahoo archives, ladies and gentlemen, I bring you an example of one of my more intellectually stimulating conversation with one of my more gifted friends -
_mee:so wat u been oin?
vice:masturbating
vice:howz u?
_mee: im bored
_mee:tell me a joke
vice:nar ok
vice:why did the man with the one hand cross the street?
_mee:um..dunno, why?
vice:to get to the second hand shop
_mee:lol
vice:shitty really
vice:Did you hear about the 3 aboriginal terrosits? (
terrosits???)vice: they found 2 but 1 is missing, they found Bin Lazy, Bin Drinking
vice: but they haven't found Bin Working
_mee:lmao
_mee:who do you like better? superman or batman?
vice:Batman
_mee:why?
vice:cause he is trying to hide his insanity
vice:Superman is insanity, but hides it to become a human
vice:Batman is human but becomes insanity
vice:not some fuckhead that is crazy that wishes he was human
vice:Someone that wishes he was human has an identity crisis
vice:U understand ?
_mee:yep
_mee:but i like Superman way better
vice:why?
vice:because u see his underwear?
_mee:he's the real superhero, not a human who's only superhero part-time
_mee: like batman, or some freak mutant like spiderman
vice:well spiderman has a life ... whereas superman wishes he had a life
vice:plus Superman is a homosexual
vice:i guess that's why you like him
_mee:HAHA
vice:ha ha ha a smart ass
vice:i'd bash him
_mee:my tongue hurts
vice:ha ha ha well get your tongue out of my a**
_mee:why don't you get your a** off my tongue?
vice:cause my ***... is BIG
_mee:like how big? bigger than superman's?
vice:man u better not be a freak
vice:i'm trusting you here
You who? Me?? ***GRIN***